How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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