windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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