in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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