why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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