Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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