Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize