The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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