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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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