I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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