whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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