Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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