She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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