real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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