Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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