God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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