i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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