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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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