So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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