Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
