Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I am available for nakedness
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