come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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