Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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