just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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