stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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