Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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