i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
