But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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