ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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