What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Holy shit dude........stairs
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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