this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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