Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
did you just send me my own nude
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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