Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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