how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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