hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
operation harelip BJ is a go
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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