The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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