Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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