just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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