...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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