Christians are straight up FREAKS
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Randomize
