THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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