She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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