it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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