have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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