I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
