haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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