i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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