It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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