He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
50% drunk capacity currently
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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