The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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