I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
worst night to have a conscience
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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