Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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