Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
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