who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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