no, he came in my armpit
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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